Thursday, February 23, 2006

Companionship: Courtney, Anna Nicole, Joan

Ear plugs not allowed

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Fashion: Liberace, Hitler, Naked

Don't piss off the fashion police

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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Consumption: Brains, Boogers, Ball Sweat

Too bad if you already ate. Grandma's serving up delicacies from the old country and you can't insult Grandma

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Entertainment: Joey, Sesame Street, Pat Robertson

This is what cable companies do to people who complain about their reception.

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Religion: Jehovah's Witness, Scientology, Amish

If God loves everybody the same, why did some religions get stuck with so many rules?

For the rest of your life, you must live the lifestyle of one of these religions: Jehovah's Witness, Scientology, AmishWebSurveyor

Sex: Osama, Jacko, Manson

It doesn't matter if you're a man or woman, you have to make a choice.

You have to do it with one of these people: Osama bin Laden, Michael Jackson, Charles MansonWebSurveyor